Top 2021 Valentines Day Jokes & Comics – To Make your Partner Laugh

Laughter makes the world go round; the world would be a much boring place without a sense of humor, wouldn’t it? Valentines’ Day may only happen once a year, but these Valentines Day jokes are always funny, every day of the year!

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Whether it is New Year eve, Valentine’s Day, or any other occasion, holidays are a time to enjoy being with our family, a time full of entertainment and delight. And, of course, funny valentines day jokes for adults can certainly help out with that!

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Funny Valentines Day

We compiled love-inspired valentines jokes to make your love bird laugh this Valentines Day. Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love and romance, you’ll still love to laugh at these cheesy Valentines Day jokes and comics.

Send these jokes as a status for valentines day to your lovebird to make his/her day.

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Whether you’re single, in a relationship or married we hope you enjoy this collection of silly Valentines’ Day jokes that take a humorous view of the day.

Enjoy these funny Valentines’ Day jokes! Happy Valentines Day to the love of my life

“What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.”

“Yesterday morning, my wife woke up with a start.

When I asked her what the matter was, she said, “I just had a dream you gave me a diamond ring and diamond earrings for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

I winked and said, “You’ll know tonight.

In the evening, I came home with a small package and gave it to my wife.

She was pleased and opened it impatiently.

In it was a book called “The meaning of dreams”………….”

“What do single people call Valentine’s Day?

Happy Independence Day”

“It’s always sensational to get Valentine’s Day card pushed through your door, with no stamp on it – just your name on the envelope. Except when you’re in prison…”

“I gave blood today. It may not be the best Valentine’s Day present but at least it came from the heart.”

“I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day because I get to make special  recipes for someone special and that special someone is me.”

Husband and Wife Jokes for Valentines Day

Wait! The treat is not over yet. Here are some amazing valentines day jokes for husbands and Wives.

“Marriage is a connection in which one person is always right and the other is a hubby.”

“It doesn’t matter how often a husband changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.”

“They call our language the mother tongue because the father rarely gets to speak.”

“Tedious husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!”

” Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy’s parents??????
Like “I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life”
Nooo…. because women don’t tell lies.”

” If the wife wants hubby’s attention, she just has to look depressed and uncomfortable.
If the husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look glad & relaxed. “

“Why are wives more dangerous than the Criminal Gang?
The Gang wants either your cash or your life… The wives want both!”

Have fun exploring our site! If you enjoyed our collection of lovely Valentines’ Day riddles, why not check out the rest of our site for Valentine day quotes statuses, wishes, and recipes.

Feel free to send these jokes as valentines day what’s app status to your love bird and friends. I wish you an exciting Happy Valentines Day!


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